The Booty Call

Here's the deal with Rick. He calls me in the afternoon usually, however, he never makes exact plans. He's always very vague. "I'll call you later" or "Let's meet up Saturday" or "Don't plan anything for Tuesday night". I go along with it at first. But every time, without fail, he waits until after two in the morning to make his move. "I just got home, you still awake" or "Hey, right outside your place, come down and open up" or "Want to have a late night snack". One of these days I'm just going to say to him, "Rick, you're a fucking dick, be a man and make plans." One of these days. Until then, I'm giving him til 1:30, and then I'm going to send him a text: "Heading to bed, hope to see you never".

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