Is the new Final Destination movie a remake of the Devon Sawa one? Or is it a sequel? Either way, how are people actually interested in seeing a film with the same title and plot of a film that was (badly) made 9 years ago? I'll never completely understand the American public.
I had three dates this weekend. On the first date, the guy told me that he equivocated having a pet with having a meal. "I enjoy it while I'm eating it, but afterwards, it was just another meal, you know?" No, I don't know. And now I find him borderline repulsive.
The second date was with a very good looking school teacher. He made guacamole for me, although technically I don't eat guacamole. We made out.
The third date was with someone who I had a very hard time keeping up a conversation with. He sent me a text message later that day, "It was great meeting you!". I thought to myself, "Was it great? We barely spoke. I don't know if I'd call that great."
Why is it so hard to find someone interesting, funny, good looking, hard working, and well endowed?
VA
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