The New Twitter

I propose a new website, similar to Twitter, but called Shitter. On Shitter.com, instead of tweeting, people will take "dumps". Dumps can be as many characters as the user pleases, just as long as they involve some combination of ignorance and profanity riddled with grammatical and spelling errors.

An example of a "dump":

OMG. Can you beleive Tiger is such a dumass that he would get caught cheeting! duh. Never use yer cell phone to call yer hoes.

VA