Why sweat the small stuff?

He had love handles, bad skin, a crappy job, no sense of humor, and a small dick. Why am I so crushed? I guess that is what happens when a guy takes you out for Indian buffet, you throw caution to the wind and fall anyway. Need to get over this guy ASAP. In the meantime I'm making a 30 second video about healthcare for the Obama administration, and I'm training for a 14 mile relay race (180 miles total) in two weeks. So, hopefully I'll soon be thinner and trimmer and smiling again. Here's what the script for my video might be (think sarcasm).

VA

Obama video:

Healthcare is not something that everyone needs. Older people, children, hard working parents, teenagers; to be perfectly honest, most of these people don't need healthcare. They are just healthy. They stay healthy by living in areas with no pollution, and driving cars like Volvos, which are really safe. They never drink or smoke, or cross streets. In fact, most Americans never cook, or cook for others, or lift heavy boxes for their work. Most Americans never come in contact with mosquitos, insects, or dangerous animals. Most Americans just sit at home, and don't contribute to society. They just sit in the comfort of their homes, and order take out foods that are made and delivered by a team of skilled robots. During the day, they don't work hard to feed their families, they just sit at home some more, so that they can be sure to stay healthy and safe. And that, is why, Americans, at least, most of them, don't need healthcare. So really, healthcare should only be available to those who can afford it, because those wealthy people are the ones who are out there working every day, making sure people have food to eat, and transportation, and all the other good things that make people happy. All the lazy, healthy Americans, they just sit at home.

----I'm planning to accompany this script with images of hardworking Americans, working at grocery stores, restaurants, on buses and subways, in the streets, and working hard to support their families, and enjoying life, and enjoying America. I hope that people understand the irony.