Asshole

Him: Thanks. Nice to meet you too.

Him: Peter is getting tired

Him: How is the new spot? Everything going good?

Me: Whose Peter?

Me: And when can I take advantage of your bank proximity again?

Me: You make me want to stop double booking.

Him: double trouble

Him: What bank?

Me: I was going to water and power cu on sunset near beaudry all this time, but just realized there is a branch much closer to my new place! So- nevermind. How is court going? Twelve angry men? X

Him: Hey. What time is good for you tomorro? I'm just having dinner now!

Him: Are you booked right now?

Me: (photo of Korean BBQ)

Him: You're on a Korean date?

Him (photo of "Beat the Crowd")

Him: Maddog

Me: Hey. What time are you free tonight? I miss your face.

Me: I know you're really busy, but let me know if you're still free asap because otherwise I'm going to book a date with my hot lesbian friends. X

Him: Ok. Is 9 is ok?

Me: Yesss. My new address is XXXXX. We eat there?

Him: Eat where?

Me: On my bed, no utensils.

Me: ;-)

Him: What about all the arclight ensemble?

Me: Yeah, then we can catch the 11pm paranormal activity so that we don't have to use our fingers to make ourselves throw up.

Me: I'm on a diet. Called bulemia.

Him: I don't ever want to see paranormal activity. :( You hate me now?

Me: Alright - goats or fox, you pick.

Him: Goats!!!!!!!!!

Me: K. See you at 9.

Him: Staog.

Me: Huh?

Him: Goat backwards.

Him: Goats.

Me: Also a linux computer virus

Me: Can you do 9:30?

Him: Sigh.

Him: Why not earlier?

Me: I'm having a drink with a girlfriend, just want to make sure I have time to primp. ;-)

Him: It's cool, I double booked so my first date will be pleased.

Me: Didn't double book! (photo of girlfriend) Just a drink with the girlz after work. Can you bring a can opener?

Him: I believe you.

Him: I don't know. I siuppose.

Him: I did. (photo of woman)

Him: Just kidding that's not a date!!

Me: Apt XXX

Him: Yesssss. hi.

Me: Busy this morning?

Me: I had a dream (nightmare) that you got the job in New York.

Me: I suppose that would have been a good dream for you though ;-)

Me: A guy just walked past me and Fitz G and said: "I'm a vegetarian, don't eat dog meat" Twice, and then continued rapping about dogs and meat. Yikes.

Him: That's funnyo.

And then! He proceeded to have a pizza party without me. Didn't even think to invite me. This guy is so lame. Have to get over him ASAP.

VA