Why

Are men so difficult to understand?

First exchange:

Me: I mooooved to Hollywood. You'll have to stop by sometime to see my new place.

Him: Maybe I can stop by tomorrow when I get back from Tampa. Where are you living?

Me: Fountain and Vine.

Him: Cool, there's a party tonight at your place, you and I are invited.

Me: ;-)

Me: What time were you thinking?

Me: Because if you plan on arriving at 10pm and think I'm going to sleep with you, then we might as well cancel this party, I need more from a relationship than a booty call every three weeks.

Him: LOL, my flight arrives at 7:30, let me get home, otherwise we can get together tomorrow.

Second exchange:

Me: Hey hard workin sick man, I want you to see my new crib. What is your day/week shapin up like?

Him: Maybe I can drop by tonight?

Me: Cool, what time?

Second exchange was with the guy I actually like, and he still hasn't responded. I'm gonna find a really funny photo and send that.

Men!!!

VA