A phone call

A random friend from college called me last night, asking if I was carrying his baby. To clarify, he's a comedian, currently writing for the New Yorker, whom I haven't seen in 3 years, at least. So, it was really a ridiculous question. It made me laugh though, I guess he's good at what he does. Then he started asking me about my sex life and so I told him I was having dinner with a friend and hung up. In actuality, I was eating a tofu taco from the Kogi truck. Joke's on him, I suppose.

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