High Hormone Levels

Me: C'est pas possible que t'es si bete. Franchement, J'hallucine!

Him: It's impossible for me to be so stupid? Frankly hallucinating?

Me: J'imagine que tu crois que je reste a la maison en attendant ton appelle, Mais c'est pas vrai, je veux bien te voir, main en faite, j'ai mange avec mes amies et puis j'ai sorti. si tu veux me voir, venir, mais sin non, tante pis pour toi, je vais pas attendre jusqu'a tu realise que tu veux de plus.

Him: Have fun with your dinner friend and not waiting for me to realize I want more or something. I think you wait around for me all day but you didn't.

Me: bon. Je te donne deux choix: va te enculer ou viens me baiser :-)

Him: Two choices?

Me: Troisieme: va te faire foutre.

Him: Whatever. I speak English.

Me: I don't think the word whatever is in the acceptable lexicon, but if you say so

Him: Vernacular

Him: Fuck me?

Him: Fuck you is acceptable?

Me: Come on, it's Monday night, I need a bit of profanity.

Me: And des bisous, Hope everything goes well in the courtroom. X

Him: I'm confused. You want sex and kisses?

Me: I think I'm experiencing higher than normal hormone levels. Thank you for your patience through this difficult time.

Him: Sorry

Me: Never apologize, Shakespeare.

Him: Why are your levels so high?

VA